Today, there are trees falling all around me due to an ice storm. The damage to the natural habitat and the communal pocketbook is devastating. Yet, I remain calm and somewhat in a pleasant mood. That is because I get to edit photos of the incomprehensibly beautiful Ariel Gossimer. Just looking at her might make you think that you need to put down your Xbox controller, pick up a book, or get off your ass and get in shape. But that is crazy talk. I am sure someone amazing is going to fall in love with you just the way you are. Don’t work too hard. Part two tomorrow? Undecidedly, Z.