Hey, it is a holiday, but I am the hardest working man in the soft smut biz. Here is Liz Jordan putting down some useless carbs during a night out. I call them useless because I don’t need nourishment when I’m out with a beautiful lady. I live off adrenaline until the point of exhaustion, then excuse myself to go pound a few pints of baby formula. But that shit is getting pricey. Good luck.