naked NEWS – Special Guest In News off the Top – Monday August 4, 2025

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Welcome to Naked News everyone, I’m Whitney St. John!

And I’m Peyton Priestly, and we’re BACK on the shores of Lake Ontario at Hanlan’s Point in the HEART of Toronto.

We’ve got a terrific show coming up for you and I’m not JUST saying that because we get to be here soaking up the sun, naked!

It’s definitely a perk!

Marie is our latest guest anchor and she’s back in our studio to kick things off with a Naked News Bulletin.

As far as marijuana use goes, the country with the MOST per capita marijuana consumers is Iceland! I know, that surprised me too! I would have thought Jamaica but they’re not even in the top 5. This is according to data from the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime. A hundred and eighty-three of every thousand adults in Iceland used weed in the last year. The US was second, with a hundred and forty-eight. Spain, the Czech Republic, and France rounded out the top five.

There’s some good news and BAD news about global life expectancy! The GOOD news is that humans born in 2013 can expect to live six point two years longer than people born just twenty-five years ago. The BAD is that we’re living longer with illness and disability. According to the study in the UK medical journal, The Lancet, heart disease, stroke, and respiratory infections are the most prevalent problems.

And now here’s some insight into the many dog owners out there. According to a survey by PoochPerks.com, nearly half of people would end a relationship if their partner didn’t get along with their dog! People also said they’d be MORE upset if their dog ran away than if their partner dumped them. That may be because eighty percent of people said they like their dog BETTER, than other people! I think the only surprising part here ladies is that twenty percent DON’T like their dog better than other people!

EXACTLY! I wanna know who these people are!!!

Thanks for the stories Marie, we’ll check back with you a little later. I’m with you. Nobody gets between me and my puppies! Okay, up next, Carli is Naked In The Streets talking to people about their superstitions. Do YOU have any superstitions?

Of course not. That’s all mumbo-jumbo. Except for the “breaking a mirror is bad luck” thing. That’s totally true. And I always throw salt over my shoulder if I spill it. And I won’t walk under a ladder.

Good to know you don’t believe in mumbo-jumbo!

I’ve never needed all that stuff. Touch wood!

Well, here’s CARLI, to find out what OTHER people have to say!

#Marijuana, #dogs, #relationships, #guest anchors, #Wayback Wednesday

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